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Festival of Holidays

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Let's talk about festivals. Well, frankly because I don't really had anything else to talk about now. Since, my semester end is approaching. So from 19th of Nov to 9th of Dec I'll probably be drowned into my course books which I haven't even touched this whole time. So please spare with me. Well once again we are near to that time of the year. And to those whose imagination is on fire by last sentence lemme give it a rest, I'm talking about 'Diwali'. #IndianChristmas Weird trend I know. But let's get into the mood of this amazing festival & go through a list of stuffs, that you probably love to ignore! Annoying Festival Things Phone Company Text That time of the festive season again. When in the world of Messenger & Whatsapp. Your network company never forgets to send you a freaking text, stating you'll be charged 2x times. No matter you paid them enough to buy new clothes. Your Network Company will never stop drooling for mo...

Love You FRIENDS!

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This post is solely dedicated to YOU! Yes, I'm mentioning you the person reading this post right now. Thank you so much for sparing your precious time to read my nonsense. But believe me I'm quiet good at this. It's Friendship Day! And I couldn't have been here without you. Thanks You! So as my friendship bracelet I wanna tell you my Favourite reason why I call you Friend instead of just readers/fans! Enjoy! Witness My Struggle. Consistency and Honest Reviews. Patience. Enough Said. Our Sharing Habit. You Appreciate my Dreams. Tolerate my Mood-Swings. Inspire Me. Appreciate Difference in Opinions. My Cheerleaders. Booster. Mischief Managed! Guardian Angels. Your Pride Promotion. Co-orporation. Your Unconditional Love and Support. Thank You For Believing in ME!

Awkward Fictions?

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So besides the fact that I consider myself an avid reader, a hilarious Movie critic (No claps please!) and a music connoisseur. There are still pretty much most time I'm pissed by the fact that story is going far away from reality. Especially when it comes to my favourite genre ROMANCE. In real my crush doesn't like me back, they don't even know I exist. Then how the hell can you have this stormy wind brushing your face and hair at absolutely no predicted time making you look even more irresistible? It's actually fakely generated from the freaking 8 foot big fan that the set of cinema has to intensify the look. If that wind will be blowing into my face in real life. I would be making wierd faces all the time looking stupid as hell 'coz of that dirt that's burning my eyes. Hence, I decided to list out few things that piss me off about Fictional Stories. Unrealistic Things in Fictional Stories Charming CEO May it be the most famous right now Christian Grey. ...

Why I Am an Introvert?

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Now-a-days I'm very frequently tagged to be someone with an Introvert nature. Frankly saying I do believe that I have bit initiation problem. (is that what it's called?) Like I don't really have the urge to introduce myself first & act all yourself in-front of a complete stranger. Which might sound a bit awkward to you since I post these blogs very publicly. But anyway I'm a complete opposite in real life, I guess. What bothers me is the fact that people judge me for being so. It's not like people don't judge you for anything or nothing you do. Since, my this nature makes people assume that I'm an anti-social attitude robot? You got it wrong! Here's the reasons why I'm Socially Awkward! I Am Deeply in Love with my Internet Connection. If I had a choice I might get married to it. It even scares me about the time when I literally had a no internet connection in my life. B'coz it literally feels like I've found Soulmate. There to l...

Summer Book Recommendations!

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Well my parents understood it very early. I wasn't an extrovert kid. I wasn't somebody who loved hanging out, meeting new people and do all those things that a small kid is suppose to. Or maybe this all happened due to my excessive dirt eating habits. (Don't tell anyone.) At least now I know the reason why I have a younger sister. An absolute contrast to me, the basic reason why I find her annoying. Anyway, where was I? Yes, my parents. So, they got it that I'm not gonna be someone with a tons of friends and that might have effected my growth as a child. So, they found the solution. "Imaginary friends" let her enjoy with them. Hence, I was the only spoiled kid in the colony with the biggest Kitchen Set & Comics Collection. Until four years later, when my kitchen set basket was used by my mother to keep my sister's clothes & diapers. (Sorry, I just got out of a fight with her so I'm l'll bit freaked.) Somehow, the comics are still saf...